So we both went to bed last night and she woke up this morning and found Loki with Thor's hammer on his chest, yes just like in the movie. Logic would seem to dictate that Loki was already starting to act up and Thor put him in his place. Sounds like I was right about the whole getting Thor action figure after all.
When I awoke I found this sight waiting for me in the kitchen...
It is so obvious that this is a setup. Does she really expect me to believe that Loki the doll was able to get out from under Thor the action figure's hammer. The hammer that nobody can move but Thor himself? There are so many things wrong here that I simply find in unbelievable.
First off, Loki the doll is holding Thor the action figure's hammer up as if to triumphantly wield it. It is pretty well documented in graphic novel and silver screen adaptations that he cannot move the hammer, let alone lift it above his head.
Secondly, his staff. He's not even holding it. Unless he is planning on committing suicide he is amateur when it comes wielding weapons where Thor is what we refer to in the business as a master. I guess that's the difference between how a doll holds a weapon and an action figure.
Thirdly, what are those things growing out of his head? I'm not a medial doctor or anything, but I don't think it should be doing that. He should probably get that looked at. He must have very strong neck muscles to hold his head up with those things attached. It looks like some that Hellboy would have if he stopped trimming his horns back.
The one accurate piece of this I can see is that the Thor the action figure does look to be in a bit of pain. I imagine that god or not it would probably hurt to have somebody standing on your crotch like that, doll or no. I think Loki the doll should be more grateful to Thor the action figure for not taking him out on one of the many occasions he has had to do so.
For the record, I think the Hulk had the right idea of what to do with Loki :-)
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