Wendi the Vampire Slayer

I've decided that I like having Wendi around. She is really good at just about everything she tries. Cake decorating, scrap booking, hair cutting, cooking, etc. But she has a dark side too. Wendi loves Halloween, in fact it's her favorite holiday. Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves and ghosts are all important pieces of the Halloween appeal.

Every year we watch almost every television show on these subjects. The most haunted places on earth, Zombie apocalypse and monster discovery shows. Wendi is probably the most knowledgeable person I know on these subjects. If there is ever a virus that start bringing the dead back to life, I feel confident that my wife will know exactly what to do to survive it.

I saw something on TV lately that I am thinking that I need to get for Wendi. An auction show on the Discovery Channel recently had a vampire slaying kit. I'm thinking that this might be something we need to add to our 72 hour kit. If anybody could put this to good use it's Wendi.

I guess if I'm going to get this then I should probably invest in some Hazmat suits, an EMF detector and some silver bullets. I guess no price is too great for peace of mind, eh? Maybe Wendi can even start holding classes on these subjects and maybe eventually offer some sort of insurance or protection service against such attacks. We could make a slaying!