Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Another doomsday prediction

So with the Mayan Calendar turning out to be yet another belly flop in the pool that is end of the world predictions I decided to that I should find out what the next doomsday is predicted to be so that I can begin to prepare myself mentally to meet my maker.  Luckily I didn't have to look far.

Predict what the end of the world will be?  Yeah, there's an app for that!  I found a sweet little application that takes all of the variables of all of known possible catastrophic events and does a simulation of them all where they compete for the title "most likely to end mankind" and when.  It's really quite technical, even I have trouble understanding it, just know that it was developed by scientists and mathematicians who know about this sort of thing and that it is absolutely, 100% trustworthy and reliable.  After running for about 30 minutes I had my answer.

And the winner is......(drum roll goes here)


Yep, who would have guessed?  Any you know it's true because who could make something like this up?  Yep, apparently in December of 2014 the human race will all but be wiped out.

It's funny because I thought that one day the new generations would hold us responsible for destroying the planet by not recycling enough, but it turns out they have nobody to blame but themselves.  Well not "Ha Ha" funny of course, but at least that's one less thing for me to worry about!