Still here.

Hey the rapture didn't happen yet, right? Wendi and I are still here so I couldn't have missed it. Anybody know when it is supposed to kick off?

The end is near.

So I guess this is it. The day has finally arrived. 7000 years to the day since Noah's flood, and we all know what that means. Judgement Day!!!! So I guess this will be my final blog entry. So I guess this is my last chance to clear my conscience.

Eric, I forgive you for getting me into trouble when I stole gum from the store. While I didn't appreciate it at the time, I now see the error of my ways and I recognize your main concern was for my eternal soul. Thank you for caring enough to tattle.

Ricky, I forgive you for convincing me to steal gum with you from the store. I now see that this was your attempt to include me. While I didn't enjoy taking the gum back to the store clerk I did learn the priceless lessons of honesty and trust.

Father, It has been over 20 years since you discovered the pink circle on the wall. It was me. I guess I kind of blamed you since it was your punishment that caused it. Kneeling in front of the wall with our nose toughing it to be specific. I am sorry that I didn't come clean 20 years ago, but lets face it, you were angry and I didn't want you to take my bubble gum away.

Random guy driving a truck with expired plates. Yes, I did just do that, but let's face it, it was going to happen at some point anyway. It just so happened that there was a police man in that lane, and that that lane was merging into our lane. Sure, I didn't have to slow down and let him in right behind you. I know that I shouldn't have taken so much joy in it and I regret that now. But you have to admit, it would have been funny if it happened to somebody else.

Entitled jerk driving the Porsche. Yes, you are a jerk. I saw you jump into the freeway on/off ramp to drive around 10 cars and then try to merge back in. Unfortunately I don't like to reward people that feel they are more important than everybody else. This is why I would not let you in even when you drove your fancy car with it's expensive paint job so close to my old beat up one. In spite of my feeling about your decisions I should not have expressed myself using the limited sign language I know and for this I apologize.

I look forward to spending more time with all of you on the other side. I hope that we can get past our differences and spend some hanging out playing harps.